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So, we’ve seen an incredible amount of venom poured on Fedor from trailer kids across America, TUFers, and beer-guzzling hillbillies on Sherdog, home of the squirrels, and now the question arises — why do these keyboard warriors hate on Fedor, the greatest HW in MMA history and THE GOAT ? 

I am not here to debate subjective concepts like rankings and ethereal descriptions such as ‘unranked’ fighters, ‘top 10’, dumb UFC pricks !


Any one with some brainpower must realize rankings in MMA is simply opinion.


It is not definitive, real, and certainly has no impact on fights. Your opinion is as good as anyone’s else, because it is OPINION.


Sherdog, MMA Weekly, and every MMA fan can have their own ‘top ten lists’ and each one’s list would arguably be as valid as the next, and irrelevant to ‘who is the better fighter’, or who is the ‘top p4p fighter.’


On any given night in any MMA fight, there is always a chance for either fighter to win.


Styles can make fights, fights can be unpredictable, lucky shots can land, accidents happen.


With that said, I believe Fedor is the top HW fighter in the world based on performace, adaptability, technique, character, and heart.


No other fighter in my opinion has displayed these qualities to the degree Fedor has and attained a record he has.


Whether you disagree with my opinion is fine, as it should have no correlation to the hate Fedor receives by cock-guzzling TUFers.


I noticed this about Fedor haters- almost exclusively, Fedor haters are more pro-UFC and more of an org and Dana White supporter than other fans.


Reasons for hating Fedor mostly revolve around these people believing Fedor is ‘ducking’ UFC fighters, and/or dispute his ‘rank’, as result of pro-PRIDE fans who kept posting ‘Fedor is number 1’ for years.


The majority of these haters are clearly brainwashed by what Dana White says — as is evident by these haters saying, word for word on numerous occasions, the exact same words used by Dana White.


You have others who bash Fedor based on imaginary ‘rankings’, some of these people may really believe there is such a thing as a holy rankings, some kind of Ten Commandments.


In both cases, the hate is childish, selfish, and out of touch with reality.


I can only assume that if I had to see these bashers in person they would be likely 14-28, American, less tolerant of foreign cultures and society, white, rabidly pro-UFC and anti-everything else not American ( many of these bashers have references of ‘American over all’, etc.), and racist and xenophobic to a degree.


These people are selfish and lack a capacity for independant-thinking, and critically, ‘out of the box’ thinking.


They are only capable of thinking in narrow and limited scope of views, influenced by and brainwashed by Dana’s childish rantings and lies and their own lack of reason.


In my opinion, these people are extremely sick. Hate and ignorance together prove a laughable and ugly mixture.


In Fedor, here is a man, so humble, he looks at the floor when facing opponents.


A man who has NEVER trash-talked, a la Tim Sylvia , Phil Baroni, etc who has shown the utmost respect and dignity to fighters and fans. ( You are not a fan if you scream about rankings and imagine it is his duty to fight who you think he should fight.)


In a perfect world, hating such a person should be a crime, how can such a humble and good man, who happens to be the world’s best HW MMA fighter, be treated like a criminal and coward by these faceless keyboard warriors, these sick sick people who hate and do not reason.


If you don’t think he’s the best fine, hate the people who call him the best — when you go over that, and actually hate Fedor the man — who has never called himself the #1 fighter — you show misplace rage, and childish rantings.


My assumption, based on an analysis of these Fedor-haters, stands — an incredibly materialistic, selfish, insensitive, brainwashed, racist/xenophobic mix that is utterly disgusting when the hate is on a humble man.


These same people admire and respect fighters who gloat and brag …


Shame on you losers.




N.B — This article is very … let’s say different from my normal style of posting ! It was an old article posted on Sherdog when I was in peace negotiations with the TUFer/UFC lemmings, before I declared holy war against the Dana-sucking squirrels ! 


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Funny video, my hat is off to Sevenfold, the highlight was the Sherdog getting screwed !

A screw Dana video would be the next logical step ! 

Classic ! Recommended viewing for UFC/TUF lemmings and Sherdog mouth-breathers, may induce mass epileptic seizures in afore mentioned demographics.

Oh, Sherdog moderators suck my man-meat and bathe in my man-milk.



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Damn ! Just look at the DREAM belt beauties compared to the rusty, ugly, and cheap gimmick “UFC” belts. 

Now THAT’s a belt you can jerk off to !  

When I see a UFC belt, I think of the WWE.  When I see DREAM, it just looks polished and prestigious.

Pride is BACK, bitch TUFers and UFC squirrels, you laughed and heckled, desecrated the memory of PRIDE,  you suckers kept saying PRIDE was dead, it’s history … well BITCHES, WHO GOT THE LAST LAUGH !!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

UFC and TUF fuck-tards exhibit an extreme level of hate towards PRIDE for it’s superior production and glory, which made UFC  look likea fat ugly dumpling.

Even after PRIDE was gone the last year, UFC is still the same old ugly AIDS-infected slut compared to PRIDE’s beauty ( think Scarlett Johansson nude eating cherries ) 

PRIDE has returned, DREAM is the reincarnation of PRIDE straight from the land of the rising sun …. and already making UFC look like dog-turd second rate MMA, with it’s superior production value.

I get all cozy thinking how Zuffa, Lorenzo, and Dana got royally screwed up their ass and scammed  — first they buy PRIDE from Sakakibara and DSE for an exorbitant price presumably for the “video library” all the while promising to continue PRIDE and organize a Super Bowl of MMA … then went about dismantling and destroying PRIDE and stripping it off it’s fighters, then PRIDE comes back as DREAM with a not so subtle “fuck u Dana”.

The thing is, Zuffa and co were so friggin incompetent they couldn’t do diddly shit after destroying PRIDE, UFC shows are still the same old grungy, under-ground cage garbage gimmick — the Japanese must have been fuming at the bald gaijun’s incredible arrogance and stupidity, SOMEONE’S got to show the suckers at Zuffa how REAL MMA is done.

Imagine that ! Dana coming over to Japan trying to change PRIDE to some garbage zoo gimmick like the UFC with animal-cages, rabid racist booing animals, bullshit rules and boring fighters.

For the mouth-breathing TUFers who don’t have a clue and think DREAM has nothing to so with PRIDE, DREAM is a cheeky reference — DSE, Dream Stage Entertainment, were the owners of PRIDE.

Mmmm .. coincidence ? Former PRIDE staff, including the “screaming lady”, are running the show in collaboration with K-1. 

They couldn’t come back as DSE as they signed a no-compete with Zuffa — so they just worked around it. 

Yarenokka was the test-drive … it proved so successful DREAM was launched to bring REAL MMA to MMA fans, to bring glory, pride, respect, and entertainment back into MMA.  

Hence, Dream.

While the UFC caters to the lowest common denominator and trailer rif-raff from across the trailer communities of the U.S., DREAM caters to the discerning MMA fan and enthusiast.

The coming years will see UFC go back to playing second fiddle while we watch the next generation of MMA fighters rise ….






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Let’s all be candid and speak our minds – suppose for a second you had never seen or heard of Chuck Liddell and saw him for the first time, what would likely be your initial thoughts ?

With his funny mohawk , tattoos, slurred speech and the vocabulary of an 8 year old, it would be a completely honest assessment to mistake Chuck for a beer-guzzling redneck trailer trash who popped his cousin’s cherry in the back seat of his dad’s pick-up. ( For all we know it may have happened, well, the beer-guzzling part is accurate at least)

I think a 40 year old man with a mohawk has serious issues , mid-life crisis serious, — a fact verified by Chuck’s outrageous and amusing behaviour throughout his career.

Chuck likes his booze, women, Nyquil, partying,  and painkiller cocktails so much Chuck is walking around in an induced  dream-like state of perpetual bliss — in other words, Chuck is WASTED.

Chuck doesn’t have  a personality anymore , and in his dream world Chuck’s easily susceptible to suggestion and coerced by Dana to say what Dana says, and think what Dana says is reality.

Dana is a pimp, who used to manage Liddell, and Dana’s “girls” include Chuck, Tim Sylvia, and Frank Mir.

 And just like a pimp’s girls seek approval for their pimp, Dana’s bitches seeks his approval by insulting real men

I think Chuck has gone extensive brainwashing and mind coercion techniques in Zuffa concentration camp and is now a mindless drone lacking in the slightest shred of independant personality, not unlike Tom Cruise and Scientology.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s being “sedated” by Zuffa … 

Here is Chuck making odd childish gestures with his hands at UFC 51 and Chuck slurring and losing conciousness in the middle of a Good Morning Texas interview promoting  the film 300 … 

You be the judge ….  

My message to Chuck — we’re here to help.

Leaving a cult can be difficult, just reach out to the outside  and we will free you from Dana’s clutches.

You’re crying for help Chuck. 

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Obviously, you know who the scowling man is above, with his fake “mean” look and pedophile smile – Dana White, President of the UFC, former aerobics instructor, high school drop-out , shit-talker, and self-proclaimed Grand Poombah and Holy Savior of MMA  and Don King wannabe.

Personally, judging by the hellish expression on his face , the guy probably hates his own reflection off the camera as much as he hates everyone else. 

Oh, this is a back in the day younger and less follicle-challenged Dana, prior to  adopteding his current Dr.Evil look.

I digress – I’ve been ranting off-topic, as I tend to do when I talk about Dana.

So Dana hooks up with  high-school friend and casino and gambling magnate Lorenzo Fertitta, and convinces him to buy the ailing UFC for a few million in chump change from Bob Meyrowitz, and goes about losing money and bitching ….. until … a seminal moment occurred that was to change everything.

Spike TV convinced Dana to give the green light to The Ultimate Fighter, a reality-tv mma series modeled on the Contender ..

Dana thought the idea was crap and a waste of time  …… what happened was the complete opposite – it turned out to be a resounding success, and completely changed the UFC from an underground scorned organization to marginal mainstream acceptance, a large fan base from the 15-25 white, lower middle class and  trailer trash demographic, and exploding PPV numbers and revenue.

So much for Dana being a “great businessman” when TUF would have never been born and the UFC never attained it’s present success had Dana not been pushed by Spike to produce the show. 

So were spawned the TUFers and UFC lemmings,  who needed guidance and a leader and sweaty balls to hug – Dana saw that need,decided to model himself on Don King , took acting lessons , watched Rocky re-runs and constantly  practiced talking dirty to his pet poodle, and invested in a RDF generator.

These lemmings and cult members would do anything for their master Dana … onward TUFer soldier !


The RDF (reality distortion field), a la Steve Jobs and the Mac, was activated from Zuffa HQ and subliminally dissipated through UFC PPVs to brainwash poor white kids in trailers. 

Dana has been riding the coattails and surfing the waves ever  since“Only in America” playing in his delirious head non-stop, drums banging.

The retarded, xenophobic, racist, and low-IQ TUfers and UFC lemmings happily gyrate to the beats of Dana’s drums in writhing ecstasy, for to them, verily, Dana is their hero, prophet, idol, leader, god,  and butt-buddy simultaneously.

TUFers/UFC squirrels are easily spotted and identified – they defend Dana White, the UFC, and UFC fighters with passionate, irrational,  and rabid zeal ; defend Dana over UFC fighters, think MMA is “Ultimate Fighting”, drink beer in red cups, boo fighters, chant “USA,USA,USA” and think all non-UFC fighters are “juicing”, a “can”, or a “freakshow”, and hail from trailer communities in Texas, Arizona, and Shit Creek, Kentucky.


TUFers/UFC lemmings consider it an honor to lick Dana’s nutsack and would gladly take it up the starfish for their leader for bragging rights

The UFC zombies have conquered and subverted Sherdog making it a petting-zoo – the poster boy and perfect example of the UFC/TUF reject is Sherdogger Aniketos, aka Lilduvessa, a hideous creature and legendary troll and UFC lackey who spearheaded the successful invasion and occupation of the Sherdog zoo-forums.

Here he is in all his splendid glory ( too many knocks falling down the Apple tree eh ?) –


 These sad creatures regurgitate and spout Dana’s verbal diarrhea, and are forever at war with the former elites, proud and free PRIDE nuthuggers, a dying and resilent breed who battle valiantly against the monstrous UFC beasts.

Dana is a wily dumb-ass prick, but compared to his followers Dana is a MIT uber-nerd, as TUFers are so stupid, brainwashed, and brain-dead, arguing with one can drop your IQ 20 points.

So the TUFers reproduced asexually, and so many hung onto Dana’s small nuts he had to upgrade to bigger nuts so his TUF noobs could clutch his nuts in safety without fear of falling ….. 



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Mark Coleman 

So Dana decided to induct Mark Coleman a few days ago into the “UFC Hall of Fame” ( as of any titles or honorary titles from the UFC  actually mean anything except to stupid “Ultimate Fighting” nuthuggers)

It’s also funny that Dana had nothing to say in that article ( Thomas Gerbasi must have been instructed to cover-up the nice little things his boss has said about Coleman !.)

 For the record,  Dana has called Coleman washed up, a can, and a 50 year old man not less than 2 months ago to discredit Fedor’s wins over him .. an odd thing to say when Randy is actually older than Coleman. 

Apparently through some secret process Mark Coleman has been transformed and has gone from being a washed up old man to a “Former UFC and PRIDE Champion” and “Two-time UFC Tournament Winner” and “UFC Hall of Fame Inductee.”

Coleman has also signed a 4 fight deal with the UFC, to debut against Lesnar in August.  

OOOOOOOOOK. Double take. Talk about contradictions. 

Dana you’re full of shit, you suck balls.  You make yourself  look like a total moron Dana, we all laugh at you.

Though I wonder if Coleman was inducted in the “Most Roided Fighter” sub-category … 

On another note, Coleman’s daughter’s got some freaky ab definition going on there, a case of good genetics, or raiding “Daddy’s Supplements” ?

That’s a joke by the way. 

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After the much publicized Fedor-Randy-Dana drama that unfolded after Fedor snubbed the UFC and it’s ridiculous slave contract, a contract deemed”unsignable” by Emelianenko and his subsequent alignment with M-1 Global — it appears there is light in the tunnel for a potential dream match-up between Fedor and Randy.
According to rumors Thursday and an ESPN interview with Apy Echtald,  a member of Fedor’s management team, confirmed that Fedor would split from M-1 Global next week and be officially a free agent.
It seems even Dana has had a change of heart ( or maybe thankful for a second chance, beg Dana, grovel and beg !) when, after asked if he is willing to negotiate with Fedor again,  is quoted to say:
“Absolutely, 100 percent, in a heartbeat,” says White. “People think he’s the best—I don’t, not even close. But if it’s somehow possible, I would make it happen.” 


 At least Dana didn’t insult Fedor and his management with such colorful terms like calling Fedor a “farce”, “Russian Pussy”, or say Fedor “sucks” and term his management “crazy Russians.”
That’s an improvement. Maybe Dana is sweating with the EliteXC-CBS broadcast deal and the changing MMA landscape with the restart of Japanese MMA with DREAM and WVR and rumor of a as yet unnamed Golden Boy Productions/Affliction MMA promotion, which apparently signed Matt Lindland.
That leaves Fedor with more options than just the UFC, with several organizations looking to sign up the recognized #1 HW in the world.
Fedor recently completed a photo-shoot in LA with Randy for Affliction, it would seem that the new Golden Boy/Affliction promotion and Mark Cuban’s HDNet would be favored by Fedor and Randy rather than happening in the UFC, I guess we just wait and see …
I don’t see the UFC doing a good job in hyping the fight as it should, hell, they did nothing for Nogueira and most of the former PRIDE champions, and their marketing was half-assed at best.
More as info starts to leak …. 

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