Posts Tagged ‘Fedor’


So, we’ve seen an incredible amount of venom poured on Fedor from trailer kids across America, TUFers, and beer-guzzling hillbillies on Sherdog, home of the squirrels, and now the question arises — why do these keyboard warriors hate on Fedor, the greatest HW in MMA history and THE GOAT ? 

I am not here to debate subjective concepts like rankings and ethereal descriptions such as ‘unranked’ fighters, ‘top 10’, dumb UFC pricks !


Any one with some brainpower must realize rankings in MMA is simply opinion.


It is not definitive, real, and certainly has no impact on fights. Your opinion is as good as anyone’s else, because it is OPINION.


Sherdog, MMA Weekly, and every MMA fan can have their own ‘top ten lists’ and each one’s list would arguably be as valid as the next, and irrelevant to ‘who is the better fighter’, or who is the ‘top p4p fighter.’


On any given night in any MMA fight, there is always a chance for either fighter to win.


Styles can make fights, fights can be unpredictable, lucky shots can land, accidents happen.


With that said, I believe Fedor is the top HW fighter in the world based on performace, adaptability, technique, character, and heart.


No other fighter in my opinion has displayed these qualities to the degree Fedor has and attained a record he has.


Whether you disagree with my opinion is fine, as it should have no correlation to the hate Fedor receives by cock-guzzling TUFers.


I noticed this about Fedor haters- almost exclusively, Fedor haters are more pro-UFC and more of an org and Dana White supporter than other fans.


Reasons for hating Fedor mostly revolve around these people believing Fedor is ‘ducking’ UFC fighters, and/or dispute his ‘rank’, as result of pro-PRIDE fans who kept posting ‘Fedor is number 1’ for years.


The majority of these haters are clearly brainwashed by what Dana White says — as is evident by these haters saying, word for word on numerous occasions, the exact same words used by Dana White.


You have others who bash Fedor based on imaginary ‘rankings’, some of these people may really believe there is such a thing as a holy rankings, some kind of Ten Commandments.


In both cases, the hate is childish, selfish, and out of touch with reality.


I can only assume that if I had to see these bashers in person they would be likely 14-28, American, less tolerant of foreign cultures and society, white, rabidly pro-UFC and anti-everything else not American ( many of these bashers have references of ‘American over all’, etc.), and racist and xenophobic to a degree.


These people are selfish and lack a capacity for independant-thinking, and critically, ‘out of the box’ thinking.


They are only capable of thinking in narrow and limited scope of views, influenced by and brainwashed by Dana’s childish rantings and lies and their own lack of reason.


In my opinion, these people are extremely sick. Hate and ignorance together prove a laughable and ugly mixture.


In Fedor, here is a man, so humble, he looks at the floor when facing opponents.


A man who has NEVER trash-talked, a la Tim Sylvia , Phil Baroni, etc who has shown the utmost respect and dignity to fighters and fans. ( You are not a fan if you scream about rankings and imagine it is his duty to fight who you think he should fight.)


In a perfect world, hating such a person should be a crime, how can such a humble and good man, who happens to be the world’s best HW MMA fighter, be treated like a criminal and coward by these faceless keyboard warriors, these sick sick people who hate and do not reason.


If you don’t think he’s the best fine, hate the people who call him the best — when you go over that, and actually hate Fedor the man — who has never called himself the #1 fighter — you show misplace rage, and childish rantings.


My assumption, based on an analysis of these Fedor-haters, stands — an incredibly materialistic, selfish, insensitive, brainwashed, racist/xenophobic mix that is utterly disgusting when the hate is on a humble man.


These same people admire and respect fighters who gloat and brag …


Shame on you losers.




N.B — This article is very … let’s say different from my normal style of posting ! It was an old article posted on Sherdog when I was in peace negotiations with the TUFer/UFC lemmings, before I declared holy war against the Dana-sucking squirrels ! 


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The boys at Zuffa are up to their dirty tricks again.

First, the Zuffa faggots tried to suppress all PRIDE footage being shown on video-sharing sites so people could forget PRIDE and it’s superior product, but Zuffa soon learned that once a video was taken down it was back up almost instantaneously across the vast seas of the interwebz like a 100-headed hydra, as brave PRIDE fans defied the Zuffa shit-eaters and censorship with an emphatic FUCK YOU.

I assume most of you have already seen the above video, where Joe Rogan is interviewed by ESPN pre-UFC 82 and publically supports a potential dream Fedor-Randy match-up and HDNet’s involvement in making such a fight happen as well as give positive appraisals of the EliteXC-CBS network deal.

We can all be pretty confident Dana & Co were livid after hearing that, and not surprisingly, the video mysteriously vanished from ESPN … with the odd message  ” This video is no longer available.”

Probably had something to do with a phone call laden with expletives and threats about ESPN not being able to cover UFC events in the future ……

I was lucky to have downloaded the video before it was removed, and uploaded it to Youtube yesterday.

My message to Zuffa and it’s army of lawyers: Sodomize yourselves with diamond-encrusted batons and drink my man-juice, we are free men and MMA fans, you can take away PRIDE, destroy it and tarnish it’s legacy, disrespect it’s fighters, but you can’t take away our FRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOM !!!!!!!



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I found this gem, it’s an interview done by the Fight Network during Randy and Fedor’s commercial Affliction photo-shoot.

Yeah, the reporter Joey Varner is kind of corny and awkward in his opening introduction, skip it and listen to rare video footage of Fedor speaking pretty fluent though heavily Russian-accented English – Fedor is badass and talks like a cyborg.





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Oh brother not this shit again.


Frank “Bitch” Mir is letting his win over WWE super-wrestler Brock Lesnar get over his head, and looking like a jack-ass in the process.


In an interview with  CBS News following his win over Human Growth Hormone mutant Brock Lesnar at UFC 82, Frank Mir opened his rudimentary vagina mouth  and showed the world that swallowing Dana’s semen is hazardous and brain-damaging.


Here is the Question and Answer –


Q: Now there are a lot of top heavyweights not in the UFC — like Couture, Fedor Emelianenko, and Josh Barnett. Can they be mentioned as the top fighters in the world if they are not in the UFC?


Mir: I don’t think that is a possibility anymore. You’re only as good as your competition. Before, with Pride being separate from the UFC, you had tough competition there and tough competition here.


But now, we have the strongest competition. Fedor’s last opponent was not a ranked guy. If that is the trend now — to fight unranked guys — it will be very hard to sway the rankings.


Fighting 7-5 guys is more of a carnival. Not that you’re not a great fighter, but you need to fight top guys.


Nogueira is the top fighter in the top organization in the world. It would be very hard not to give him the top spot right now.


Frankie espoused several dumb arguments in the interview which fail miserably and show he’s Dana’s bitch – 


1) Frankie apparently imagines that the best fighters are in the UFC.


2) Frankie apparently subscribes to the funny “ranked” and “unranked” and “top guys” shit-talk, which has no real meaning and basically means UFC fighters are “ranked” and every one outside the UFC is “unranked.”


3) Frankie thinks fighting a 7″2 ( he says Choi is 7″5, 3 inches off bitch) kickboxer, ssirum champion, and K-1 Champion is a “carnival.”


Frankie discounts Choi’s kickboxing record and win over K-1 Champ Semmy Schilt, then again, he thinks the UFC is where the “top guys” are.


How sad.


4) He infers that Fedor should fight the “top guys”, and amusingly, brings up Nogeira of all people, a man Fedor dominated and out-classed in every aspect of the game 2.5 times.


Frank, you loser, there are other fighters outside North America who can analize you in the ring, you’re after all a UFC can, you lost to Brandon “Overrated” Vera, and Marcio

FUCKING Cruz of all people !


You look like a mutant rat too.


You’re a can who got owned by cans.


You shouldn’t even mention Fedor’s name, Fedor is beyond your league and you haven’t even earned the right  hold Fedor’s jock-straps, let alone criticize the man for not joining your precious UFC.


Fedor is ready to fight ANYONE in the UFC, it’s all up to Dana. Dana just doesn’t like chances, after what happened to Chuck in PRIDE in 2003.


The greatest irony ? Frankie says “You’re only as good as your competition” — after fighting Lesnar, a steroid and HgH abuser and WWE wrestler with only 1 “MMA” fight and no other MMA experience …. then  he rags on Fedor for fighting Hong Man, who has FOUGHT and WON against top competition in K-1.


Mir is deluded and retarded. Suck teh cawk Mir, I have sources in Zuffa who’ve been telling me stories about your “unique” sexual acts and activities at late-night Zuffa parties in Vegas …….


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This video is about a few months old, but seems to be literally vanishing all over the interwebz for some reason. ( Dana and his army of lawyers doing their cover-up thing … ) 

I wouldn’t be surprised if this video disappeared in a few days … I have a copy safe, so if it is, I’ll re-upload it, and a big screw you to the Zuffa boys and lawyers !

The video includes snapshots of Fedor’s fights and is a radio interview where Joe Rogan is asked by a viewer on whether he agree’s with Dana’s “assessment” of Fedor.

Dana’s “assessment” of Fedor is, ahem , Fedor “sucks”, Fedor is a “Russian Pussy”, a “farce”, and “not top 5.”

Dana made these remarks in official UFC press conferences with Lorenzo sitting beside him ….Rogan says it as it is, as a real MMA fan (as opposed to the ridiculous term “Ultimate Fighting”) and calls Fedor the “greatest HW in the world”, “amazing”, “a machine from Russia”, “dominant, attacking guy”, and a “badass.”

If Rogan weren’t a UFC commentator, you’d have thought he were Fedor’s agent or promoter, as he praises Fedor from start to finish in glowing terms.

Dana must have locked Rogan in the Zuffa dungeon for a few days for that .. err… mistake.

Joe must have confused the squealing TUF fanboys clutching their Dana White and Lesnar posters — Fedor is a farce, Fedor is amazing, Fedor sucks, Fedor is badass, Fedor is not top 5, Fedor is the greatest HW …. mass overload and TUFer seizures !

He tries to pass off Dana remarks as Dana being a great businessman and promoter who trashes his rivals and competitors ( can’t diss your boss on air!), I see it as Dana talking out of his vagina and dreaming of being a lame Don King wannabe.

Dana has psychological issues , watches reruns of the Rocky series everyday, and suffers from a severe form of incurable Naploean Complex.

I’ll dig up an old interview of Dana where we see he’s changed completely, a 360 degree transformation from a shy OK guy to a loud-mouth, obscenity driven, trash-talking buffoon.

NOTE – The “retard” comment at the end was dubbed in later ! 

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 Chuck KO

Chuck Liddell apparently thinks Fedor is “overrated”, and thinks he “matches up well with Fedor.” 
OK Chuck. We hear you.
The same Chuck KTFO out by Rampage and made his bitch in PRIDE … the same Chuck owned by Jardine.
I’ve learned by now to pretty much ignore everything Dana says about a fighter, no matter if it’s from his mouth or Chuck’s, or Mir, or Timmeh, the company-men and Dana ball lickers.
These dudes are so obsessed with bringing up Fedor and trashing him at every opportunity, it’s hilarious how silly and classless they all sound. 
In Chuck’s case, it’s a matter of the MOST overated fighter calling the kettle black. 
Don’t let your victory over Wanderlei get to your drunk head Chuck, Fedor is on a whole different level. 
You’re getting uppity now Chuck boy, maybe a phone call to Quinton is in order ?
Oh, who heard that weird sound Chuck makes at 0:19 … sounds like a burp-giggle, Chuck, lay off the Nyquil before you do interviews ! Fedor would make you his bitch Chuck old boy !

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