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Funny video, my hat is off to Sevenfold, the highlight was the Sherdog getting screwed !

A screw Dana video would be the next logical step ! 

Classic ! Recommended viewing for UFC/TUF lemmings and Sherdog mouth-breathers, may induce mass epileptic seizures in afore mentioned demographics.

Oh, Sherdog moderators suck my man-meat and bathe in my man-milk.

WAAAAR ! 

  

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Obviously, you know who the scowling man is above, with his fake “mean” look and pedophile smile – Dana White, President of the UFC, former aerobics instructor, high school drop-out , shit-talker, and self-proclaimed Grand Poombah and Holy Savior of MMA  and Don King wannabe.

Personally, judging by the hellish expression on his face , the guy probably hates his own reflection off the camera as much as he hates everyone else. 

Oh, this is a back in the day younger and less follicle-challenged Dana, prior to  adopteding his current Dr.Evil look.

I digress – I’ve been ranting off-topic, as I tend to do when I talk about Dana.

So Dana hooks up with  high-school friend and casino and gambling magnate Lorenzo Fertitta, and convinces him to buy the ailing UFC for a few million in chump change from Bob Meyrowitz, and goes about losing money and bitching ….. until … a seminal moment occurred that was to change everything.

Spike TV convinced Dana to give the green light to The Ultimate Fighter, a reality-tv mma series modeled on the Contender ..

Dana thought the idea was crap and a waste of time  …… what happened was the complete opposite – it turned out to be a resounding success, and completely changed the UFC from an underground scorned organization to marginal mainstream acceptance, a large fan base from the 15-25 white, lower middle class and  trailer trash demographic, and exploding PPV numbers and revenue.

So much for Dana being a “great businessman” when TUF would have never been born and the UFC never attained it’s present success had Dana not been pushed by Spike to produce the show. 

So were spawned the TUFers and UFC lemmings,  who needed guidance and a leader and sweaty balls to hug – Dana saw that need,decided to model himself on Don King , took acting lessons , watched Rocky re-runs and constantly  practiced talking dirty to his pet poodle, and invested in a RDF generator.

These lemmings and cult members would do anything for their master Dana … onward TUFer soldier !

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The RDF (reality distortion field), a la Steve Jobs and the Mac, was activated from Zuffa HQ and subliminally dissipated through UFC PPVs to brainwash poor white kids in trailers. 

Dana has been riding the coattails and surfing the waves ever  since“Only in America” playing in his delirious head non-stop, drums banging.

The retarded, xenophobic, racist, and low-IQ TUfers and UFC lemmings happily gyrate to the beats of Dana’s drums in writhing ecstasy, for to them, verily, Dana is their hero, prophet, idol, leader, god,  and butt-buddy simultaneously.

TUFers/UFC squirrels are easily spotted and identified – they defend Dana White, the UFC, and UFC fighters with passionate, irrational,  and rabid zeal ; defend Dana over UFC fighters, think MMA is “Ultimate Fighting”, drink beer in red cups, boo fighters, chant “USA,USA,USA” and think all non-UFC fighters are “juicing”, a “can”, or a “freakshow”, and hail from trailer communities in Texas, Arizona, and Shit Creek, Kentucky.

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TUFers/UFC lemmings consider it an honor to lick Dana’s nutsack and would gladly take it up the starfish for their leader for bragging rights

The UFC zombies have conquered and subverted Sherdog making it a petting-zoo – the poster boy and perfect example of the UFC/TUF reject is Sherdogger Aniketos, aka Lilduvessa, a hideous creature and legendary troll and UFC lackey who spearheaded the successful invasion and occupation of the Sherdog zoo-forums.

Here he is in all his splendid glory ( too many knocks falling down the Apple tree eh ?) –

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 These sad creatures regurgitate and spout Dana’s verbal diarrhea, and are forever at war with the former elites, proud and free PRIDE nuthuggers, a dying and resilent breed who battle valiantly against the monstrous UFC beasts.

Dana is a wily dumb-ass prick, but compared to his followers Dana is a MIT uber-nerd, as TUFers are so stupid, brainwashed, and brain-dead, arguing with one can drop your IQ 20 points.

So the TUFers reproduced asexually, and so many hung onto Dana’s small nuts he had to upgrade to bigger nuts so his TUF noobs could clutch his nuts in safety without fear of falling ….. 

PART 2 – PRIDE -UFC WAR, DESTRUCTION OF PRIDE, AND FEDOR ( COMING SOON )

 

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