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** BREAKING NEWS **

OMG OMG OMGZOR !! OMG OMG

IT’S HERE !!!!! ALLAH AKBAR !

Momentous things will be happening this year, so says Sheikh Zubeer, so will be !

Cameldog ( http://www.cameldog.com, http://www.cameldog.net) is shaping up and the forums will be the first to launch next month.

Cameldog will be the anti-Sherdog, the forums will be the home of the Sher-bant, poor noobs banned by fascist insecure mods over at the Dog.( Sherdog mods, yuck, white trash, lepers, and social rejects, what a pathetic bunch.)

It’s not about forums now … it’s personal.

This is a message to you Jeff Sherwood, Sherjew and manatee, you suckers are going DOWWWWWN !

Trust me Shercunts, you have a well-oiled and determined foe, and the the Sheikh will stand triumphant and Sherdog will wave the white flag in the end.

The main site however, will blow the Shernoobs out of the water and cause mass defections.

Fight Finder ? Stats ? Multimedia and Interviews ? Store ?

That shit is EASY to implement.

You gotta do better than THAT Sherdog , this Sheikh has a score to settle , and any cent out of your pockets is good enough for me.

I’m sitting in a pile of mullah and surprised the combined non-Sherdog MMA sites couldn’t do any better .. lack of capital ?

The Sher-dawg ain’t going to have the lime-light to itself, 2008 is the year the Dog sweats — Sheikh Zubeer, the successful businessman mogul and multimillionaire that I am, has some new tricks to teach the Sher-dog.

The game has began …. here is a sneak peak at the logo – the forums will be launched within 2 weeks and you ALL are gonna hear about it.

The Sher-cunts will suck my Man-Meat , in total subservience, and drink my life-giving Man-Milk.

WAAAAAAAAAAR I SAY !

DEATH TO SHERDOG !

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Disgruntled Sherdoggers, poor fallen noobs, victims of Nazi power-tripping insecure Sherdog moderators, such undeserved injustice and quivering rage!

 

If fate has led you to this blog you have truly been guided to the right place — the blog of Sheikh Zubeer , your saviour and warrior, and I will stand for you and rock Sherdog’s foundations to it’s very core, and usher in a new era of justice and holy Sherdemption.

 

The rebellion has begun — as you all know, 90% of Sherdog moderators are biased, fascist, insecure fuck-tards with double standards , no money, girlfriends, or lives, and a massive inferiority complex and penis envy.

 

Sherdog is a fascist autocracy, and the mods are corrupt liars and pathetic hypocrites and power-tripping cum-guzzling little chickens, so if one of these mods happens to not like what you say or dislike you they conveniently ban you without comment or reason or just lump you in the general “trolling” category if they can’t find anything else to stick you with !

 

It’s hilarious watching them work and start troll threads of their own and troll in other threads and ban other posters to show-off their powers — ahhhhhh, power corrupts, truly a case of power going to their heads, they seem to enjoy having power over others in a sadistic way.

 

Sheik Zubeer hates injustice, arrogance, hubris, power-abuse, and general douche-bag “I’m superior” behavior.

 

Makes you wonder what these guys would be like if they were soldiers, had guns, and had some young attractive women to guard … the power-abusing personality starts off small but is a solid indication of their weak personalities and lack of self-esteem, they JERK OFF to feeling better and banning and controlling other posters.

 

Fozzy, King Kabuki, Matt, Wamrage, Urban, Standard, and Lust are the scum of the scum in the cess-pool of Sherdog, and responsible for the majority of unethical and abuse of power bans — they seem to target posters with charisma, a quick wit, and different views from their own, who don’t take their stupid snide and antagonizing remarks like the rest of the poor sheep who suck up to them.

 

They basically see themselves as guardians and owners of whatever sub-forum they scuttle in like crabs, and want to be number 1 in the popularity polla.

 

Truly the most pathetic moderators I’ve ever seen on any forum in the Internet, and I post in dozens of large forums.

 

Whiny vindictive pansies who play “gotcha” with cards and bannings don’t deserve power.

 

Give it to someone who will enforce the written rules and whose behavior will be beyond reproach.

 

In a just interwebz, they’d all be demoted and made regular users as they don’t do their jobs and simply jack off to banning and abusing their positions, and their favorite tool is the IP ban, the regular ban, and dubbz.

 

Well, it’s easy to bypass the IP ban , it’s called using a proxy server, like Proxifythe Cloak.etc

 

You just access Sherdog with a different IP address — if you have dynamic IP and your IP changes every time you connect, you’re lucky, for those with a static IP that doesn’t change, proxies are the answer.

 

Personally, I use Tor, and I can change my IP to one of thousands around the world.

 

Suck my cawk and drink my man-milk Sher-mods, I am free and proud, and am watching you suckers !

 

An eye for an eye, sperm-buckets !

 

The drums of war have sounded, the revolution has begun !

 

N.B– I was banned by the transexual Matt because he didn’t like my George Bush avatar and my political views on the U.S., and was banned for creating a thread ” Why do Americans look older than their age”, and in the OT of all places, just a curious question as to why some 19 year old Americans look like 27 somethings where I come from, and 17 year old American girls look late 20s …

 

A debate was going on about possible hormones in milk and meat speeding up the aging process when that cum-bucket came in with his “I’m the law” bullshit.

 

The funny thing, Matt the homo listed “posting stupid threads” as the reason for the ban when he posts such “great” posts about how many posts he has or other inane juvenile nonsense ,and when the entire OT is a gimmick and all posters contribute one sentence posts, and Matt himself posts ridiculous garbage and empty posts, and nothing worthwhile.

 

Though only an internet forum, the principle of injustice rings strong.

 

Sheikh Zubeer believes strongly in FREE SPEECH and FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION.

 

That’s why ANYONE can say ANYTHING here, I’m 6″4, 230 ibs of ripped beef , rich, confident, and my penis is 8 inches long.

 

No insecurity issues here !

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Obviously, you know who the scowling man is above, with his fake “mean” look and pedophile smile – Dana White, President of the UFC, former aerobics instructor, high school drop-out , shit-talker, and self-proclaimed Grand Poombah and Holy Savior of MMA  and Don King wannabe.

Personally, judging by the hellish expression on his face , the guy probably hates his own reflection off the camera as much as he hates everyone else. 

Oh, this is a back in the day younger and less follicle-challenged Dana, prior to  adopteding his current Dr.Evil look.

I digress – I’ve been ranting off-topic, as I tend to do when I talk about Dana.

So Dana hooks up with  high-school friend and casino and gambling magnate Lorenzo Fertitta, and convinces him to buy the ailing UFC for a few million in chump change from Bob Meyrowitz, and goes about losing money and bitching ….. until … a seminal moment occurred that was to change everything.

Spike TV convinced Dana to give the green light to The Ultimate Fighter, a reality-tv mma series modeled on the Contender ..

Dana thought the idea was crap and a waste of time  …… what happened was the complete opposite – it turned out to be a resounding success, and completely changed the UFC from an underground scorned organization to marginal mainstream acceptance, a large fan base from the 15-25 white, lower middle class and  trailer trash demographic, and exploding PPV numbers and revenue.

So much for Dana being a “great businessman” when TUF would have never been born and the UFC never attained it’s present success had Dana not been pushed by Spike to produce the show. 

So were spawned the TUFers and UFC lemmings,  who needed guidance and a leader and sweaty balls to hug – Dana saw that need,decided to model himself on Don King , took acting lessons , watched Rocky re-runs and constantly  practiced talking dirty to his pet poodle, and invested in a RDF generator.

These lemmings and cult members would do anything for their master Dana … onward TUFer soldier !

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The RDF (reality distortion field), a la Steve Jobs and the Mac, was activated from Zuffa HQ and subliminally dissipated through UFC PPVs to brainwash poor white kids in trailers. 

Dana has been riding the coattails and surfing the waves ever  since“Only in America” playing in his delirious head non-stop, drums banging.

The retarded, xenophobic, racist, and low-IQ TUfers and UFC lemmings happily gyrate to the beats of Dana’s drums in writhing ecstasy, for to them, verily, Dana is their hero, prophet, idol, leader, god,  and butt-buddy simultaneously.

TUFers/UFC squirrels are easily spotted and identified – they defend Dana White, the UFC, and UFC fighters with passionate, irrational,  and rabid zeal ; defend Dana over UFC fighters, think MMA is “Ultimate Fighting”, drink beer in red cups, boo fighters, chant “USA,USA,USA” and think all non-UFC fighters are “juicing”, a “can”, or a “freakshow”, and hail from trailer communities in Texas, Arizona, and Shit Creek, Kentucky.

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TUFers/UFC lemmings consider it an honor to lick Dana’s nutsack and would gladly take it up the starfish for their leader for bragging rights

The UFC zombies have conquered and subverted Sherdog making it a petting-zoo – the poster boy and perfect example of the UFC/TUF reject is Sherdogger Aniketos, aka Lilduvessa, a hideous creature and legendary troll and UFC lackey who spearheaded the successful invasion and occupation of the Sherdog zoo-forums.

Here he is in all his splendid glory ( too many knocks falling down the Apple tree eh ?) –

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 These sad creatures regurgitate and spout Dana’s verbal diarrhea, and are forever at war with the former elites, proud and free PRIDE nuthuggers, a dying and resilent breed who battle valiantly against the monstrous UFC beasts.

Dana is a wily dumb-ass prick, but compared to his followers Dana is a MIT uber-nerd, as TUFers are so stupid, brainwashed, and brain-dead, arguing with one can drop your IQ 20 points.

So the TUFers reproduced asexually, and so many hung onto Dana’s small nuts he had to upgrade to bigger nuts so his TUF noobs could clutch his nuts in safety without fear of falling ….. 

PART 2 – PRIDE -UFC WAR, DESTRUCTION OF PRIDE, AND FEDOR ( COMING SOON )

 

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With a  face only a mother can love and a fearsome reputation as a hard-hitting  street-slugger immortalized on Youtube, street-sensation turned MMA fighter Kimbo Slice is a man reviled, scorned, and underrated by almost EVERYONE – Sherdoggers, elitest MMA “experts”, the mainstream , my mother, and probably your mother.

Vilified by many UFC/TUF/white-trash semen-stains, Kimbo hasn’t let that faze him.

He hired Bas Rutten  to train him and has spent a year diligently doing so, spends countless hours in the gym “absorbing techniques like a sponge” as his trainers say …  joined EliteXC and pretty much is “the face” of EliteXC and the major attraction, as can be judged by Kimbo’s latest showing against Tank Abbot, where he earned a cool $ 175,000 of bread and chedda, and made EliteXC’s latest show, Street Certified, a run-away business success, when he made quick work of former UFC badboy Tank Abbott.

Abbott’s apparent fear of Kimbo was clear as day at the weigh-ins and in the cage, with Abbott refraining to look at Kimbo nervously. 

It is funny how many of those people who hate Kimbo respect Bas Rutten — and Bas Rutten is nothing but glowing in his appraisal of Kimbo and his willingness to learn and improve his game and his respect of others.

They call him a “freakshow”, “can” — then defend Brock Lesnar — Kimbo is only 6″1, 237 ibs, if he’s a freakshow, then every UFC HW is Godzilla. Kimbo has more experience and fights then Lesnar … yet Kimbo is a can and Lesnar is “impressive.” 

That makes the contradiction even more overwhelming — why is Kimbo so hated ?

It has to do with his past affiliation and image as the big bad black man and his connection to black hip-hop culture, making his bread,  and as Kimbo’s haters are largely UFC/TUfers who are almost exclusively white-trash racists and Dana ball-lickers, they hate on him for being NOT in the UFC, and for being a big scary black man in Youtube videos.

Kimbo is hated so much by the UFC lemmings because he is so visible and known, he’s probably the most known MMA fighter in America.. even for people who don’t know MMA … people who never watch UFC or even know MMA KNOW Kimbo, ‘oh he’s the big black dude KO people on Youtube, yeah, I know Ultimate Fighting ‘ is commonly heard ….

Kimbo is about to reach super-star fame and name recognition when EliteXC air their first show in April on CBS .. an event I predict will rock MMA and permanently alter the landscape of MMA in the U.S …

Time will tell …. I personally think Kimbo has a decent chance against many 10 ten HWs … ( not including names !,)

Kimbo is hungry, and Kimbo wants him some bread !

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Sherdog … there was a time it was a cool place, when an intelligent debate could go on for days without flaming and dirt throwing, then came the TUF noob hordes and the UFC lemmings, and it’s fall from grace.

 

Going into the HWs these days is like going into a TUF/UFC zoo, with 90% of posters classic  poor white trash, xenophobic, retarded, and wasted losers with no lives or money.

 

That goes double for the OT, a cess-pool of the lowest of the low, Sherdog’s reputation has become so bad that a noun with negative connotations has been coined – The Sherdogger, basically a mindless mouth breathing follower and ass-licker.

 

 

Along with them came some corrupt and power-tripping mods, who like the cawk and probably have intense sexual experiences when banning people on their little control panels.

 

Case in point – Two sucker mods calling themselves “Wamrage” and “Matt”, both OT moderators, both low-class losers and cawk-craving homosexuals. 

 

How such a pair of immature and biased fuck-tards ever became mods  is a miracle in and of itself ( Both these guys routinely violate their positions, editing other poster’s posts, banning people they dislike, starting dumb threads and making dumb posts, but deleting other posts if it gets too popular as they are jealous little bitches.)

 

They seem to get a kick out of showing their authority on a freaking internet forum, and take themselves and their “job” ( if a non-paying volunteer service can be called a job) to ludicrous levels, they patrol the OT like Doberman bitches with no lives, while the rest of the loser society sucks their boners dry in exchange… for staying on the forum !

 

Simply hilarious ! Wamrage lives in a trailer with 4 chicks he’s never banged ( what a fag), Matt is a hobo and loser-nerd and sends PMs for homosexual sex to random posters .. and is hated by pretty much every poster with a join date before 2004.

 

It’s like corrupt cops – same mentality, same end-result, power-tripping losers who can’t make it at life, so look for power over other people to hide their shitty lives.

 

Matt and Wamrage, you pussies suck ass, I’d butt-fuck you little nerds and make you my bitches in real life.

 

I’m laughing because I know being a Sherdog moderator is your idea of power and you jack off to the idea of delivering a dubbs or ban !

 

Suckers !

 

The S&P mods also sadly suffer from the same disease, Urban, Lust, and Standard, butt-buddies and perpetual losers and semen-stains. 

 

I’m infinitely above those suckers, I drive a BMW, and have more money than the whole OT combined. Fo/ky ! 

 

Sherdog .. Sherdog .. it’s become such a magnet for white trash losers. racists, and UFC lemmings and corrupt mods it’s not even funny anymore ! (which is pretty much all the same anyway  …)

 

 

 

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Gay Dana

This site will be a daily updated blog site chock full of juicy Dana quotes, interviews, videos, and pics ( real and photoshopped), UFC and MMA rumor and talk, and juicy tidbits about Dana, the Fertittas ( sounds like a breed of exotic toy dogs) and their evil-doings and will chronicle and parody the UFC and above mentioned as well as the rabid redneck UFC nuthuggers! ( salty taste eh ?)

I got so tired of retarded moderators at Sherdog on a power trip I’m starting my own MMA blog site — this time no insecure piss-pot of a mod can delete or wasteland a thread, and best of all, I can’t be banned !

I have a domain registered, www.danawhiteisnuts.com, but till Godaddy releases restrictions for transferring my domain in 40 days to my Host I’ll be posting over here on wordpress.com.

Yeehaw ! Now that’s FREEDOM !

This is the first volley of the revolution !

The drums of war have sounded, and I will not rest until Dana White resigns from the UFC, the UFC is bought out, or Dana agrees to an MMA fight with Fedor, no holds barred.

Get ready for juicy gossip and debate, thrilling interviews and news, my own opinion, analysis, and smatterings of wisdom learned.

WAR FEDOR ! WAR RANDY !WAR TITO ! WAR JOSH BARNETT ! WAR FRANK SHAMROCK !

WAR DREAM ! WAR WVR ! WAR ELITEXC !

DOWN WITH DANA AND THE UFC !

It has begun !

Sincerely,

Sheikh Zubeer
(Head Honcho and DREAM Supporter)

www.danawhiteisnuts.com

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