Posts Tagged ‘Ultimate Fighting’


Damn ! Just look at the DREAM belt beauties compared to the rusty, ugly, and cheap gimmick “UFC” belts. 

Now THAT’s a belt you can jerk off to !  

When I see a UFC belt, I think of the WWE.  When I see DREAM, it just looks polished and prestigious.

Pride is BACK, bitch TUFers and UFC squirrels, you laughed and heckled, desecrated the memory of PRIDE,  you suckers kept saying PRIDE was dead, it’s history … well BITCHES, WHO GOT THE LAST LAUGH !!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

UFC and TUF fuck-tards exhibit an extreme level of hate towards PRIDE for it’s superior production and glory, which made UFC  look likea fat ugly dumpling.

Even after PRIDE was gone the last year, UFC is still the same old ugly AIDS-infected slut compared to PRIDE’s beauty ( think Scarlett Johansson nude eating cherries ) 

PRIDE has returned, DREAM is the reincarnation of PRIDE straight from the land of the rising sun …. and already making UFC look like dog-turd second rate MMA, with it’s superior production value.

I get all cozy thinking how Zuffa, Lorenzo, and Dana got royally screwed up their ass and scammed  — first they buy PRIDE from Sakakibara and DSE for an exorbitant price presumably for the “video library” all the while promising to continue PRIDE and organize a Super Bowl of MMA … then went about dismantling and destroying PRIDE and stripping it off it’s fighters, then PRIDE comes back as DREAM with a not so subtle “fuck u Dana”.

The thing is, Zuffa and co were so friggin incompetent they couldn’t do diddly shit after destroying PRIDE, UFC shows are still the same old grungy, under-ground cage garbage gimmick — the Japanese must have been fuming at the bald gaijun’s incredible arrogance and stupidity, SOMEONE’S got to show the suckers at Zuffa how REAL MMA is done.

Imagine that ! Dana coming over to Japan trying to change PRIDE to some garbage zoo gimmick like the UFC with animal-cages, rabid racist booing animals, bullshit rules and boring fighters.

For the mouth-breathing TUFers who don’t have a clue and think DREAM has nothing to so with PRIDE, DREAM is a cheeky reference — DSE, Dream Stage Entertainment, were the owners of PRIDE.

Mmmm .. coincidence ? Former PRIDE staff, including the “screaming lady”, are running the show in collaboration with K-1. 

They couldn’t come back as DSE as they signed a no-compete with Zuffa — so they just worked around it. 

Yarenokka was the test-drive … it proved so successful DREAM was launched to bring REAL MMA to MMA fans, to bring glory, pride, respect, and entertainment back into MMA.  

Hence, Dream.

While the UFC caters to the lowest common denominator and trailer rif-raff from across the trailer communities of the U.S., DREAM caters to the discerning MMA fan and enthusiast.

The coming years will see UFC go back to playing second fiddle while we watch the next generation of MMA fighters rise ….







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Let’s all be candid and speak our minds – suppose for a second you had never seen or heard of Chuck Liddell and saw him for the first time, what would likely be your initial thoughts ?

With his funny mohawk , tattoos, slurred speech and the vocabulary of an 8 year old, it would be a completely honest assessment to mistake Chuck for a beer-guzzling redneck trailer trash who popped his cousin’s cherry in the back seat of his dad’s pick-up. ( For all we know it may have happened, well, the beer-guzzling part is accurate at least)

I think a 40 year old man with a mohawk has serious issues , mid-life crisis serious, — a fact verified by Chuck’s outrageous and amusing behaviour throughout his career.

Chuck likes his booze, women, Nyquil, partying,  and painkiller cocktails so much Chuck is walking around in an induced  dream-like state of perpetual bliss — in other words, Chuck is WASTED.

Chuck doesn’t have  a personality anymore , and in his dream world Chuck’s easily susceptible to suggestion and coerced by Dana to say what Dana says, and think what Dana says is reality.

Dana is a pimp, who used to manage Liddell, and Dana’s “girls” include Chuck, Tim Sylvia, and Frank Mir.

 And just like a pimp’s girls seek approval for their pimp, Dana’s bitches seeks his approval by insulting real men

I think Chuck has gone extensive brainwashing and mind coercion techniques in Zuffa concentration camp and is now a mindless drone lacking in the slightest shred of independant personality, not unlike Tom Cruise and Scientology.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s being “sedated” by Zuffa … 

Here is Chuck making odd childish gestures with his hands at UFC 51 and Chuck slurring and losing conciousness in the middle of a Good Morning Texas interview promoting  the film 300 … 

You be the judge ….  

My message to Chuck — we’re here to help.

Leaving a cult can be difficult, just reach out to the outside  and we will free you from Dana’s clutches.

You’re crying for help Chuck. 

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Obviously, you know who the scowling man is above, with his fake “mean” look and pedophile smile – Dana White, President of the UFC, former aerobics instructor, high school drop-out , shit-talker, and self-proclaimed Grand Poombah and Holy Savior of MMA  and Don King wannabe.

Personally, judging by the hellish expression on his face , the guy probably hates his own reflection off the camera as much as he hates everyone else. 

Oh, this is a back in the day younger and less follicle-challenged Dana, prior to  adopteding his current Dr.Evil look.

I digress – I’ve been ranting off-topic, as I tend to do when I talk about Dana.

So Dana hooks up with  high-school friend and casino and gambling magnate Lorenzo Fertitta, and convinces him to buy the ailing UFC for a few million in chump change from Bob Meyrowitz, and goes about losing money and bitching ….. until … a seminal moment occurred that was to change everything.

Spike TV convinced Dana to give the green light to The Ultimate Fighter, a reality-tv mma series modeled on the Contender ..

Dana thought the idea was crap and a waste of time  …… what happened was the complete opposite – it turned out to be a resounding success, and completely changed the UFC from an underground scorned organization to marginal mainstream acceptance, a large fan base from the 15-25 white, lower middle class and  trailer trash demographic, and exploding PPV numbers and revenue.

So much for Dana being a “great businessman” when TUF would have never been born and the UFC never attained it’s present success had Dana not been pushed by Spike to produce the show. 

So were spawned the TUFers and UFC lemmings,  who needed guidance and a leader and sweaty balls to hug – Dana saw that need,decided to model himself on Don King , took acting lessons , watched Rocky re-runs and constantly  practiced talking dirty to his pet poodle, and invested in a RDF generator.

These lemmings and cult members would do anything for their master Dana … onward TUFer soldier !


The RDF (reality distortion field), a la Steve Jobs and the Mac, was activated from Zuffa HQ and subliminally dissipated through UFC PPVs to brainwash poor white kids in trailers. 

Dana has been riding the coattails and surfing the waves ever  since“Only in America” playing in his delirious head non-stop, drums banging.

The retarded, xenophobic, racist, and low-IQ TUfers and UFC lemmings happily gyrate to the beats of Dana’s drums in writhing ecstasy, for to them, verily, Dana is their hero, prophet, idol, leader, god,  and butt-buddy simultaneously.

TUFers/UFC squirrels are easily spotted and identified – they defend Dana White, the UFC, and UFC fighters with passionate, irrational,  and rabid zeal ; defend Dana over UFC fighters, think MMA is “Ultimate Fighting”, drink beer in red cups, boo fighters, chant “USA,USA,USA” and think all non-UFC fighters are “juicing”, a “can”, or a “freakshow”, and hail from trailer communities in Texas, Arizona, and Shit Creek, Kentucky.


TUFers/UFC lemmings consider it an honor to lick Dana’s nutsack and would gladly take it up the starfish for their leader for bragging rights

The UFC zombies have conquered and subverted Sherdog making it a petting-zoo – the poster boy and perfect example of the UFC/TUF reject is Sherdogger Aniketos, aka Lilduvessa, a hideous creature and legendary troll and UFC lackey who spearheaded the successful invasion and occupation of the Sherdog zoo-forums.

Here he is in all his splendid glory ( too many knocks falling down the Apple tree eh ?) –


 These sad creatures regurgitate and spout Dana’s verbal diarrhea, and are forever at war with the former elites, proud and free PRIDE nuthuggers, a dying and resilent breed who battle valiantly against the monstrous UFC beasts.

Dana is a wily dumb-ass prick, but compared to his followers Dana is a MIT uber-nerd, as TUFers are so stupid, brainwashed, and brain-dead, arguing with one can drop your IQ 20 points.

So the TUFers reproduced asexually, and so many hung onto Dana’s small nuts he had to upgrade to bigger nuts so his TUF noobs could clutch his nuts in safety without fear of falling ….. 



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Gay Dana

This site will be a daily updated blog site chock full of juicy Dana quotes, interviews, videos, and pics ( real and photoshopped), UFC and MMA rumor and talk, and juicy tidbits about Dana, the Fertittas ( sounds like a breed of exotic toy dogs) and their evil-doings and will chronicle and parody the UFC and above mentioned as well as the rabid redneck UFC nuthuggers! ( salty taste eh ?)

I got so tired of retarded moderators at Sherdog on a power trip I’m starting my own MMA blog site — this time no insecure piss-pot of a mod can delete or wasteland a thread, and best of all, I can’t be banned !

I have a domain registered, www.danawhiteisnuts.com, but till Godaddy releases restrictions for transferring my domain in 40 days to my Host I’ll be posting over here on wordpress.com.

Yeehaw ! Now that’s FREEDOM !

This is the first volley of the revolution !

The drums of war have sounded, and I will not rest until Dana White resigns from the UFC, the UFC is bought out, or Dana agrees to an MMA fight with Fedor, no holds barred.

Get ready for juicy gossip and debate, thrilling interviews and news, my own opinion, analysis, and smatterings of wisdom learned.




It has begun !


Sheikh Zubeer
(Head Honcho and DREAM Supporter)


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